Beans, beans A musical fruit The more you eat The more you toot The more you toot The better you feel So, I eat beans for every meal When you're with your honey And her nose is runny You may think it's funny But it'

My dad had a wicked wit He’d always make me grin  He’d jiggle his ears And tell his wokes Words he loved to spin “Barking spiders” for farts Just one of his games He’d tease beans  And runny noses And remember names Stretch a dad joke for